Space Swaggers Pillows

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"They're very time-sensitive."

Area 51: The Inside Story

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Spy Satellite

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Life Discovered on Mars

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Hello, everybody! We're back!

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'See if they have their green cards.'

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'Good heavens, man — what happened to you?'

Space Heater

Welcome to Roswell. I can't believe that you forgot that space is curved.

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"