Space Swaggers Mugs

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"They're very time-sensitive."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Area 51: The Inside Story

Spy Satellite

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Life Discovered on Mars

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'See if they have their green cards.'

'Good heavens, man — what happened to you?'

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Space Heater

'Looks to be a very young universe.'