Space Jokers Gifts

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Pole Star

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Artist Painting his Television.

'Whoops!'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'