Space-bound Rockers T-Shirts

"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

Boptimism

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Oldies Band.

Honeyhuman Suite

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"Did you hear something?"

Marilyn Manson

Cellist on Mars

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"No air guitar"

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

Cellist on Mars

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"Glorious one tonight, isn't it?"

A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

12 billion years ago...4 billion years ago.

"Punk skiffle is the next best thing."

"It's 9p.m. and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow?"

'He's fast on the board and all, but are you sure he's been okayed by immigration?'

'A chicken place is sending a chicken sandwich to near outer space in a hot air balloon."

'When you said you lived in a loft, this isn't quite what I had in mind.'