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Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Well, that one got away."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."