Space Age Oil Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

Dr. Roo.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."