Spa Mistake Survivor Gifts

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Barbeque Casualty.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'