Soy Architect T-Shirts

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The sofa freshly made up...

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

twist building

Pierre was full of himself.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Sheds

Tall Snowman

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."