Toy Architects T-Shirts

"Frankly, this crumbling infrastructure is a damned disgrace."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Director/Action Man toy.

Lego Haircut

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Building giant sand pies.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Luggage Mom

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I tested very high in playing."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Modern Parents

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Snow Bridge.

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

It's more than a mike!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'It's a self-build.'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.