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The sofa freshly made up...

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Snow Bridge.

Modern Parents

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

twist building

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"OK, who's the joker?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

'Show off!'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

Rhode Island School of Desire

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"It's going well so far."

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground