Den Architect Gifts

The sofa freshly made up...

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Yoga classes door.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Modern Parents

Snow Bridge.

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

twist building

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Show off!'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

Rhode Island School of Desire

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"It's going well so far."