Soy Architect Gifts

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The sofa freshly made up...

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'It's a self-build.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Pierre was full of himself.

twist building

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Sheds

Tall Snowman

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"OK, who's the joker?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"