Southern Spirit Pillows

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Last Chance For Reality

Vacation Mobile

Hellbillies.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Truman Capote

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"Northern pole all-nighter

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

Country Music Awards

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

Diocese of South Carolina!

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

Hey y'all.

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Happiness is doing what you love!"

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

Redheaded Step-Twins.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."