Southern Culture Pillows

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Last Chance For Reality

Diocese of South Carolina!

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Hey y'all.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Truman Capote

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Gregg Allman

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

Country Music Awards

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Redheaded Step-Twins.

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."