Southern Rock Gifts

Gregg Allman

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Free Bird!"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

William Faulkner

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Popera!

Last Chance For Reality

Ray Davies

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Joe Henry

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

Lou Reed

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'And in medical news, Prozac has been found to be effective in battling the effects of country music.'

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Dolly Parton

Beatles on Spotify

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Bootsy Collins

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.