Southern Rock T-Shirts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Free Bird!"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Popera!

Last Chance For Reality

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Joe Henry

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Lou Reed

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

Dolly Parton

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!