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"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Art Garfunkel.

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"The times – They have a changed."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Neil Young

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Bob Dylan

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Spinning violinist

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Leos Janacek