Southern Comfort Enthusiast Gifts

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Cool hand... Uke

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Sleepy Bunny

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Gregg Allman

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"We need one with three zones."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Nana" Technology

High electricity consumption in the summer

'I miss my water bed.'

Executive Elevator

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."