Southern Culture Fan Gifts

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

William Faulkner

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Gregg Allman

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Carson McCullers

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Diocese of South Carolina!

Bed, Bath & Younder

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

A Redneck Christmas

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."