Southern Literature Aficionado Gifts

Truman Capote

Nathaniel Hawthorne

William Faulkner

Last Chance For Reality

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Cool hand... Uke

Mark Twain

Gregg Allman

Truman Capote

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

Country Music Awards

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Hey y'all.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Redheaded Step-Twins.

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur