Southern Fiction Fan Gifts

William Faulkner

Truman Capote

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Gregg Allman

Jack Kerouac

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Truman Capote

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

Country Music Awards

Book Prediction Club

Carson McCullers

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Bed, Bath & Younder

A Redneck Christmas

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Hey y'all.

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Redheaded Step-Twins.

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."