Soft Rock Lover Gifts

James Taylor

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Listening to Coldplay.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Joe Henry

Johnny Winter.

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Plymouth Rock

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Neil Young