Sous-chef Warrior Pillows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's fondue night!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Cooking the books

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... develop a clear plastic wrap that doesn't bunch up!?

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Cooking Cowboy

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Pizza Fencing

"Is this the table with a complaint?"

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Too much spice?'

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'Tell me the truth, Helen, you married me for my cooking, didn't you?'

Cutting onions

'Try to guess what you almost had for dinner, Dad?'

Well, I'm not leaving.

'I would make a nice compote.'

Centurion with an empty plate.

An anxious knight stares at chef's knives embedded in a stone

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

"Never try this yourself. It may look simple – but I'm a highly trained professional."

Egg battle.