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Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's fondue night!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Cooking the books

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... develop a clear plastic wrap that doesn't bunch up!?

"Is this the table with a complaint?"

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Pizza Fencing

Cooking Cowboy

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

'Too much spice?'

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'Tell me the truth, Helen, you married me for my cooking, didn't you?'

Cutting onions

'Try to guess what you almost had for dinner, Dad?'

'I would make a nice compote.'

Centurion with an empty plate.

"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."

Egg battle.

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

Well, I'm not leaving.

An anxious knight stares at chef's knives embedded in a stone