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"But I followed the recipe exactly. Honest I did. With god as my wit.... Oh, sorry.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"It's fondue night!"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Baker

'Too much spice?'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

'Tell me the truth, Helen, you married me for my cooking, didn't you?'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

Stop him! He's got the recipe! (Bird running out of the kitchen).

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

'Too much spice?'

"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'