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"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

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'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Mission Impossible

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

'Thought I'd run off a couple of resum?s while the boss is out.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

The Wokking Dead

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'Would you order two copies of this magazine? All of the recipes are always torn out.'

"This year WE EAT LIKE WOLVES."

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'Is that Icarus having a barbeque?'