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Mission Impossible

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

"He gets his best ideas that way."