Covert Chef Prints

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Mission Impossible

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Thought I'd run off a couple of resum?s while the boss is out.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

The Wokking Dead

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."

'Would you order two copies of this magazine? All of the recipes are always torn out.'

'Is that Icarus having a barbeque?'

'You've done it AGAIN,Doris- you've bought CAT food!!'

"This year WE EAT LIKE WOLVES."

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."