Slapstick Sous-chef Pillows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Ready...."

Moebot

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"It's fondue night!"

Custard Pies