Slapstick Kitchen Hero Pillows

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shaving

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"