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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Shaving

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'