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Custard Pies

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Comedy Cafe

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Would you like to try them out?"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas