Sound Checker Gifts

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Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Saxophone Player.

Music downloads

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

Subwoofer

"The subwoofers really help."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Computer Music

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Band Practice

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'