Souffle Enthusiast Gifts

Cooking souffle.

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Soup of the month.

Tension filled the tent.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Cake Friday!

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'It's all homemade.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Scouse For Beginners

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Self Raising Flour

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"