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Cooking souffle.

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Soup of the month.

Tension filled the tent.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Cake Friday!

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'It's all homemade.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Scouse For Beginners

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Self Raising Flour

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."