Soufflé Specialist T-Shirts

No more souffles.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Soup of the month.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Vegetable Cook

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Tartar sauce.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Souffle recipe book floats away.

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

Antonio Carluccio.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

Kitchen chef

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

Well, I'm not leaving.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

Cooking souffle.

'Pretender' - the meat before you tenderize it.

'Not another shipment of orange juice that is TOO concentrated and explodes.'

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"What beautiful asparagus!"