Soufflé Specialist T-Shirts

No more souffles.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Soup of the month.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Vegetable Cook

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Tartar sauce.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Souffle recipe book floats away.

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

Antonio Carluccio.

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

Kitchen chef

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

Well, I'm not leaving.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

Cooking souffle.

'Pretender' - the meat before you tenderize it.

'Not another shipment of orange juice that is TOO concentrated and explodes.'

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.