Sorbets Pillows

Ice Cream Dreams.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I'm bored."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Changing the baby.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Tilly Slowboy

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Where's your nose?"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Crying baby

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"