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Ice Cream Dreams.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I'm bored."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Hairstyles.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Changing the baby.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Tilly Slowboy

"That's the preacher's dog."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Where's your nose?"

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Crying baby

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

Happy Tots Day Care.