Songwriting Sleuth Pillows

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

New music conference

Bryan Ferry

Guitar Man.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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