Song Introduction Gifts

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Ok, I get it, you're happy and you know it. Now quit clapping."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Joan Jett

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Sinead O'Connor.

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

". . . So I guess everyone is out."

" I think we have a deal. He goes walking down the street with you as long as you refrain from singing do wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do."

Paul Newman - '' Raindrops keep falling and I'm dead...''