Song Introduction Gifts

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Ok, I get it, you're happy and you know it. Now quit clapping."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

" I think we have a deal. He goes walking down the street with you as long as you refrain from singing do wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do."