Song Gifts

The Sixth Day of Christmas

"Ok, I get it, you're happy and you know it. Now quit clapping."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Showbiz Awards

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Marimba

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.