Song Gifts

The Sixth Day of Christmas

"Ok, I get it, you're happy and you know it. Now quit clapping."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Showbiz Awards

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Cimafunk

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Lennon and McCartney.

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Marimba

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'