Introduction Gifts

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

April And May

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Highschool sign.

Forming the adolescent personality

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'I'm starting a new trend.'

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"You're about to discover why I left home at 15."

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"We met online."

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

"Arnold, this is Tina Feldman, backlit."

"And if his mother introduces me as his 'midlife experiment' one more time..."