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I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

April And May

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Highschool sign.

Forming the adolescent personality

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

'I'm starting a new trend.'

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"You're about to discover why I left home at 15."

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"We met online."

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

". . . So I guess everyone is out."

"We're here."

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'

Welcome to the Fall semester new roommates!

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

"Arnold, this is Tina Feldman, backlit."

"And if his mother introduces me as his 'midlife experiment' one more time..."