Food Introduction T-Shirts

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Soup of the month.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'