Solitary Foodie T-Shirts

"Will you be dining with others tonight, or just the company of your smartphone?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Pasta

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"You complete me."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Young child saying grace

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Candlelit Pizza & Escort Service...we deliver.

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

You are the wasabi on my sushi