Solitary Foodie Gifts

"Will you be dining with others tonight, or just the company of your smartphone?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Pasta

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Where cronuts come from.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Young child saying grace

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

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'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'