Foodie With Limitations Gifts

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Dieting Motivation.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

Supermarket Aisles.

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

'What's our offence? We've been on bread and water for 40 minutes.'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'