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Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Mouse with a cat cake.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"