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Lemon Pie Chart

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'