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"That's so last summer."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Summer Energy

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

The Design Artiste

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

You Shouldn't Have

"I want one of those!"