Solar Powered Trendsetter Pillows

"That's so last summer."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Summer Energy

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The Design Artiste

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

"I want one of those!"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.